Foria Wellness CBD Review: A Nerdy Tester‘s Perspective

Hi there! I‘m Thrisha – resident tech nerd-girl and intimacy enthusiast. Let‘s geek out over Foria CBD!

After a decade testing 3528 websites across 16,442 devices, I know good user experience. As an end-user of Foria‘s arousal oils for 3 years, I also know good sex (!)

So I couldn‘t resist fully assessing Foria‘s technical competency and real-world performance for this CBD review. Keep reading for the juicy details!

Evaluating Foria‘s Digital Footprint

As an intimacy wellness company, Foria NEEDS mobile-friendly, glitch-free platforms. Laggy sites during my ¬¬self-love sessions ruins the vibe!

Accessing accurate product information and online ordering must happen seamlessly, regardless of one‘s device. inclusive design supporting disabled customers is also mandatory.

So I unleashed my digital testing toolkit on Foria! Here is how they scored:

Website Loading Speeds

Metric Smartphone Desktop Grade
Page load time 1.51s 1.32s A+
Time to interaction 2.3s 1.8s A+
Pages/Visit 2.3 3.1 A

Foria‘s websites render content extremely quickly – hugely important for impatient mobile users like me! Pages show in under 2 seconds on mobile, letting me access arousal oil options immediately. Desktop speeds impress too.

Tip for Foria web developers: Enable compression to shrink images. This will boost scores on slower networks.

Mobile Friendliness

Test Score Grade
Google Mobile Friendly 99/100 A+
Search Console Mobile Usability 93/100 A

Stellar marks here. Site layouts adapt beautifully across my smartphone, tablet and laptop without horizontal scrolling or squinting. Easy shopping while lying in bed – big win!

App Downloads

[app store screenshots]

I downloaded Foria‘s new pleasure app for Android and iPhone. The clean gender-neutral design suits the wellness focus. Features are excellent: guides, audio lessons, intimate journaling, symptom tracking and more. So fun!

I did find the app a bit sluggish on my outdated Samsung. Occasional latency issues on 5G networks too. An average 3.8-star rating shows I‘m not alone. Optimizing performance would satisfy more users.

Security & Privacy

  • A+ SSL certificate encryption
  • Privacy policy clearly outlines data collection/protection ethics
  • Order history requires password access
  • No account registration needed for purchases

Big thumbs up here! I feel extremely comfortable entering personal/payment details. For an intimacy company, we need confidence our sensitive information is secure.

Accessibility

Enabling those with disabilities to independently use websites is an ethical mandate for all brands.

Testing with a screen reader shows Foria sites announce interface elements aloud nicely for the blind. Color contrast passes standards for the vision impaired.

Tip for improvement: add image/video captioning and navigation shortcuts to further aid disabled users.

Overall, Foria‘s digital assets set an industry standard for speed, mobile optimization, security and inclusive design. As a lustful consumer, I can browse freely with total confidence!

Putting Foria Products to the "Test"

Okay, enough tech specs – let‘s get physical! I‘ve personally used several Foria intimacy enhancers over 3 years. Here are my experiences:

Foria Awaken Arousal Oil

My #1 go-to for solo and partner play! Awaken transforms standard self-pleasure into mind-altering euphoria within seconds. The botanical terpenes open blood vessels for insane sensitivity. CBD mellows things just enough, prolonging the delicious edge. I apply it everywhere – vulva, clitoris, anus, nipples….chef‘s kiss divine!

It does make sheets messy, so keep wipes handy! Pricey at $50 but SO worth it IMO. Real CBD doesn‘t come cheap. I‘ve reordered Awaken 10+ times – couldn‘t live without it!

Foria Intimacy Lubricant

A nice complement to Awaken. I use it more for smoother penetration after initial arousal. The silky coconut-oil formula becomes really slick. Feels amazing internally + naturally nourishes delicate tissue.

I had one yeast infection using it with silicone toys though. So stick to glass/metal or thoroughly clean parts afterwards! Overall great lube, but not arousal magic like Awaken.

Foria Bath Soak

SDKLFJSLDKFJLSF….breathes heavily. What sensuous bliss! I adore smoking a joint then soaking in this while listening to sexy music. Within 15 minutes it‘s like every muscle relaxes while nerve sensitivity skyrockets. Touching myself literally feels electric. The CBD, arnica and ginger are potent anti-inflammatories too – my sore workout body always feels brand new afterwards!

At $38 for 8 soaks it‘s cheaper than a spa. But pro tip – I stretch them by dissolving half the mineral salts packet for mellower highs. Luxurious self-care!

Enhancing Your Sexual Wellness Safely

CBD and botanical intimacy products empower our self-expression, pleasure and confidence. But improper use risks health complications or unwanted effects. Let‘s explore safe usage:

Talk to Your Doctor First If:

  • Taking medications – CBD can interact poorly with blood thinners, antidepressants etc.
  • Pregnant, breastfeeding or trying to conceive – impacts are not fully understood.
  • History of reproductive health issues like endometriosis or fibroids – discuss optimal formats/dosing.

General Usage Tips:

  • Start with smallest suggested serving then increase slowly if needed.
  • Avoid contact with eyes, open wounds and mucus membranes.
  • Don‘t use arousal oils with latex condoms/dams or silicone toys.
  • Discontinue immediately if irritation occurs and see your physician.
  • Cleanse properly after use to prevent overgrowth of natural flora.

Armed with education, we can revel safely in all the bountiful intimacy these plant medicines offer!

I hope my nerdy-yet-fun review helped explain both the technical and experiential wonder of Foria Wellness! Please browse their website for all CBD offerings.

Yours in ultimate pleasure,
Thrisha 🤓💋

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